<insert vague description for stealth startup here allowing people to guess what it is without actually getting it right>

Concrete Information:

• Based in San Francisco
• Founded by Jordan Mendelson
• Has the potential to change the world
• Turtles aren't nearly as scary as I thought they were

If you are actually curious about what Heavy Electrons are from a physics standpoint, check out Dynamics of Heavy Electrons By Yoshio Kuramoto, Yoshio Kitaoka.